See’s a guy has viewed my grindr profile. I go to look at his.. “I am positive but I will only get fucked bareback no exceptions…” 

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff, via knightslight)

awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

(Source: idcaboutostriches, via chowbabyy)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via jesuschristurawh0re)


I want this tattooed on my lower back

I want this tattooed on my lower back

(Source: thatblokematti, via chowbabyy)

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

(Source: Engadget, via holysexbatman)

radtracks:

rasputin // boney m

ra-ra-rasputin
russia’s greatest love machine
and so they shot him til he was dead

(via openupyoursenses)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via iiljordiec)

ezekielismycopilot:


George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

ezekielismycopilot:

George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

(Source: corgiwhisperer, via chowbabyy)

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

(via chowbabyy)

peppiiro:

rneerkat:

rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats

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(Source: rneerkat, via coo1cats)

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(via msynergy)

(Source: bywar, via leaguejunk)